Do you live all by yourself? Do you live with someone else?
Do you own the place where this was sent? Or just a poor slob paying rent?
How old are you on April 1st? Just when is your date of birth?
Are you a boy or girl right now? Would your doctor write that down?
Are you Vietnamese or Korean? Chinese? Cuban? Puerto Rican?
Japanese or Filipino? Two-thirds white or half Latino?
Samoan aunt? Hawaiian dad? An uncle who's from Trinidad?
Answer all and send it out, so we can get a proper count.
Results arrive 2010 - the date we do it all again!